Sillies

Because I have no life...

I make up words.

Some having to do with the cats:

Kitlapped: When a cat has settled on your lap and refuses to leave.

I can't take out the trash, I've been kitlapped.

Pussykitten: A cat who is five years old and still acts like a kitten. Both of mine, actually; it probably comes of being spayed at six months.

Patches the thirteen-pound pussykitten wants me to shoot a rubberband for her.

The latest is

Felump: A cat hidden under a blanket or other covering.

Shadow is being a felump on that chair, don't sit on her.

Anne, and the girls roll their eyes at me...